Not so Bright
I love the color yellow. It makes me physically and mentally happy. So two days ago, when I was having a not-so-happy day, I decided to paint my nails yellow.Brilliant you say.
Sounds fun!
What a great idea!
Seeing yellow on my nails will brighten my day and they look super cute on Addy and Sadie's nails.
How could this idea go wrong when it feels so right. . .
Fact: Yellow nails on a grown woman are neither attractive nor happy inducing.
In fact, I looked like I was gangster or had some major medical issue. Happy was not the result. Conversation starter - yes.
Wait. Let me be more specific.
Conversation starter by those with concern in their eyes, confusion on their faces, bewilderment in their minds and a tilt to their head - yes.
To the joy of all who had to witness my yellow nails, they are no longer yellow. . .
Now they are BLUE! It's a much more mature look.
I don't think hand model is in my future.
Give me an Ear!
Some may list ice cream or watermelon as their favorite summer time treat, but for me and my family it's CORN! I love corn. Fresh corn is my favorite. I don't know why I felt the need to share this with you. I get this love from my mother and have successfully passed it down to all of my children. Corn is wonderful.Your life is now complete knowing I love corn.
Did you say Goat?
I want a goat. I think I've addressed this before. Yes, I have their names picked out already. Yesterday in a meeting at work, a co-worker announced her neighbor had a goat in their yard. We paused. Not because this has nothing to do with work (that's not unusual) but the fact that she lives within city limits AND a neighborhood and her neighbor has a goat.A goat.
A real goat.
Here Billy! Come Billy!
Goat.
I love people like her neighbor. I want to be in their head. I would have loved to listen to the thought process when they aquired said goat and then loaded said goat for transportation then drove down the road into the nighborhood with said goat and unloaded said goat in their backyard.
At any point do you think it crossed their minds that this is not okay.
Do you think their little voices inside their head yelled at any time "You don't live on a farm!" "You have less than an acrea of land and your house takes up most of the land you do have!" or do you think they shouted "Yippie! A built in lawn mower!" "Bet your neighbors don't have one of these! We'll be the first on the block!"
I love people who own goats in neighborhoods in city limits.
Now that makes me happy!
















